"You don’t have many followers"
Jesus only had 12
when you go to pet a dog and it growls at you
haha if youre bored you could kiss me idk just sayin
for halloween or first dates
look at that dog trying to help
life is sad when you cant fuck the person you want
mom: honey, what would you like for your birthday?! :)
mom: no silly!! i mean a REAL present!!!
i would pay like $7 and one of my family members to be attractive
"That’s gonna be 18.50 fuck boi"